Today has been one of the hardest days in my recovery. I had the ignition interlock device installed in my car. Beside from the people installing it pissing me way off with their short-sighted ignorant suggestion that "maybe I should change my lifestyle a little." You think, Sherlock?
The device itself is monstrous and it will be hard to hide in traffic. Absolutly horendous. It is big and you got to blow on it for 3 seconds, and then hum "WHO" on it for another 3. And you do that every 15 minutes or so.
I keep thinking what it will be like to take a girl out with that car. Crazy! I mean just imagine you go out with someone and they are taking you to some restaurant and humming and blowing in tubes every 15 minutes. At least it is real funny. But what about valley parking? I guess I will be sticking to my motorcycles but I might still face the problem with taking girls out... unless God is sending me a suga mama with a pimp car...
Thursday, January 22, 2009
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